It was a two-gallon Styrofoam cooler - one of the cheap ones that you can pick up at any service station in the summer season and then listen to it squeak to the point of homicidal dementia.
Several Terminal Policy readers got together to tell Raker jokes: - Raker CAN piss into the wind. - Raker donates a lot of blood to the Red Cross -- just never his own. - Superman wears Raker pajamas. - When Raker jumps into the pool,...
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Liam McCurry
My silence knot is tied up in my hair; as if to keep my love out of my eyes. I cannot speak to one for whom i care. A hatpin serves as part of my disguise. In the play, my role is baticeer; a word...
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Lemony Snicket
Let me keep my distance, always, from those who think they have the answers. Let me keep company always with those who say "Look! " and laugh in astonishment, and bow their heads.
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Mary Oliver
The mysterious does not spell itself out in capital letters, as many writers believe, but is always between, an interstice.
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Anonymous
More Quotes By Craig Johnson
It's only pre-marital sex if you plan on getting married.
It was a two-gallon Styrofoam cooler - one of the cheap ones that you can pick up at any service station in the summer season and then listen to it squeak to the point of homicidal dementia.
A writer, like a sheriff, is the embodiment of a group of people and without their support both are in a tight spot.
I've seen men ruined by drink, drugs and dodge pickup trucks, but this is the first time I've seen someone ruined by softcore porn...
I'd say the depths of his stupidity have yet to be plumbed, and yours is comin' up fast on the inside turn.
